Callie982

I hate how a majority believe that when a girl’s silent she’s

falling apart

crying inside

over thinking

ect

but

maybe

she’s just picturing porn in her head

I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am

sodamnrelatable:

there might be something outside your window but you’ll just never know

part-of-the-tribe:

psyducked:

I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do

Someone write a story about this

ravkan:

ravkan:

so im lying naked in bed bc its hot out and then i hear an icecream truck AND I WAS REALLY SCARED I WOULDNT GET TO IT IN TIME SO I GRABBED MY MONEY AND BLANKET AND RAN ACROSS THE STREET NAKED IN BLANKET TO GET ICEC REAM AND IT WAS THE BEST DECISION OF MY LIFE

yolo was never more appropriate

corenevipera:

fovelshucker:

TODAY MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER BURNED A DOLLAR IN FRONT OF US BUT HE FORGOT TO TELL US THAT THE DOLLAR WOULDNT BURN ONLY THE ALCOHOL WOULD SO HE TOOK OUT A 100 DOLLAR BILL AND SOAKED IT IN ALCOHOL AND WERE LIKE “WHAT ARE YOU DOING” AND HE CAUGHT IT ON FIRE AND WE ALL YELLED AT HIM BUT THEN IT WENT OUT AND THE BILL WAS FINE AND WE WERE SILENT FOR 20 MINUTES

How to get your class to shut up for the entire period: science teacher edition

bitrude:

bitrude:

you know how you say cutie patootie

what even is a patootie

oh